Hello all you little insignificant sorry excuses for competent beings

Hey my name is T or as most people call me T-bunz...and just incase you didn't know...I am the FUCKING man. I have long flowing blond hair and you bitches can't touch it. I enjoy rabbits and peanut butter, but most of all peanut butter on my rabbits. Usually I enjoy wearing small black trenchcoats with a pink waist band...I usually have 3 bannanas and 4 carrots on me at all times. My favorite dinosaur is the stegasoarus...in light blue...like in my favorite movie "the land before time4" If I could save one person from burning in hell for eternity it would be Baracko. He certainly will bring the end of civilized life as we so intimately enjoy currently. If I could choose any assortment of weapons, I would hold a nunchuck in my left-hand and a lightsaber in my right. personally I feel that left-handed people are superior to the history of people who instinctually as a human use their right hands. We are the future of the human race and when Osama leads the country/world into a large heap of ruins I will lead the left-handers to elitehood where we will disallow right-handed mouses from being manufactured. We will also drive on the left side of the road in attempts to confuse and awe those who previously ruled the world.